SMILE WHILE SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS
We get it, we don’t like people either, especially the ones that can’t park. But we’ve all got to share this planet, and we find the easiest way to get through the day is to politely tell the idiots to fuck off.
So, we’ve got some things here to help you with that. All of them created from sustainable materials and posted in something that isn’t going to be around long after you’re gone.
WE'RE ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS
Because let’s face it, we’ve completely fucked the planet and it’s up to us smarties to fix it. So, if you really don’t need something from this website, don’t buy it.
Seriously.
But if it’s going to make your day that little bit easier while you take out the fucking compost container and step over 4 frikkin rescue chickens, then we’ll do our bit by making sure it’s made of sustainable materials and sent in compostable fucking packaging.